You're a goddess and it is scarcely a surprise for you, because you've always known it or at least suspected it. It means that others should worship you. What should you do? Cook a dinner? Is everybody mad? Goddesses are not meant for cooking, they have another calling. They should delight others! That's why one admirer is not enough for you. You need a whole crowd of men pottering about your pedestal, trying to draw away from others and make themselves noticed by you. You're only happy when you have admirers. A certain man may become a king, win a Nobel prize, overpower a crocodile, change a wheel in forty seconds, kill a dozen dragons and hold up a bank, but all of his effort will be vain. Being preoccupied with yourself, you won't pay attention to his achievements, considering everything a natural sacrifice to your altar. More over, you will feel hurt because he dared to divert his attention away from you to some crocodile or a bank!More »