.....Madness Chases Some but Waits for Others…
Make Love Not War, On The Bed, On The Floor
Making Out is Not a Spectators Sport
Many Nights I've Cried From the Things You Do, Felt Like I Could Die From The Thought Of Losing You
Many Peopole Quit Look For Work When They Find a Job
Mars Revolves Around the Sun but the World Revolves Around Me!
May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits
May Your Like be like Toilet Paper…Long and Useful
Maybe He's Hot, Maybe He's Cute, But If he's Not, Who Gives a Squat?
Maybe I Really Loved You, Ha Ha Aren't I Cute When I Lie?
Mc (name) On The Mic Given You A Bit of What You Like
Me and My Boy Broke Up 'cause of Religion, He thought He Was God and I didn't
Me, You, Whipped Cream, Handcuffs! No Questions?
Meaner Than The Devil, Colder Than Ice, I'm Describing a Boy That's Not Very Nice
Meeting You Was Faith, Becoming You're Friend Was a Choice, but Falling In Love With You was Beyond My Control
Men are Kings, Kings are Rulers, Rulers and 30 cm Long Still Think You're a Man?
Men are Not Pigs…Pigs are Cute, Conciderate and Caring
Men Have Only Two Faults…All They Say and All They Do!
Men Kick Friendship Around Like a Football and It Doesn't Seem to Crack. Women Treat It Like Glass and it Falls to Pieces
MENtal Anxiety, MENtal Breakdowns, MENstrual Cramps, MENopause…Did you Ever Notice How All Women's Problems Begin with MEN?
Milk Does the Body Good but Damn How Much Did You Drink?
Miror's Can't Talk, and Luck For You They Can't Laugh Either!
Mirror, Mirror Don't Lie to me…Tell Me What You Really See…
Mirros Don't Talk and Lucky for You They Don't Laugh!
Mommy and Daddy Think You're Precious but Man You're Wild!
Money and Looks Aren't Everything…But it's All I Got!
Monkeys are Cute and Fuzzy, Boys are Cute and Lazy!
Most Girls Say Good Guys Finish Last…But In My Heart They Finish First
Moving On Is Simple…It's What You Leave Behind That's So Hard
Music Is a Deaf Man's Life, Like Porn To A Blind Man!
My Best Assets…Stick Out In Front of Me
My Boyfriend Kisses Much Better Then Yours
My Door is Always Open, So Feel Free to Leave Anytime!
My Fantasy Has Turn To Madness, All My Goodness Has Turned to Badness My Needs to Have You Has Taken My Soul, My Heart Is Trembling, I've Just Lost Control
My Friends Are Like My Clothes, I Just Can't Get Enough of Them!
My Heart Was Taken By You…Broken By You…And Now it is in Pieces Because of You!
My Life is Like an Egg…I'm Either Getting Smashed or Laid
My Mom Told Me Never Take Candy From Strangers, But Strangers Have the Best Darn Candy!
My Mother Told Me Not to Talk To Strangers, I Never Talk to Myself Anymore!
My Name Ain't Elmo But You Can Tickle Me If You Want
My Teacher Said I could Become Anything So I Became Drunk!
My Trust is Like a Miror Once it's Broken 7 Years Bad Luck…You Broke My Trust, SO Now You're In Trouble
My X is Back In My Heart, What Can I Do? Say I Love You?
Mystify People with Your Intelligence and If You Can't Do That Mystify Them With Your Bullshit!
Never Argue With an Idiot. They Drag You Down to Their Level and Then Beat You With Experience!
Never Fall in Love With the Guy Next Door…Trust Me He'll Move!
Never Fight With an Ugly Person, They Have Nothing to Loose!
Never Say Sorry For What You Meant To Do
Never Spit in a Fan, It'll Come Back at You!
Never Try To Teach a Pig to Sing…It Will Just Waste Your Time and Annoy The Pig!
Never Wanna Fall Asleep at Night 'cause Reality is Better then Dreaming
Never Wish On A Star More Than Once 'cause Your Luck Always Runs Out!
Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water!
Nice Pants, Can I Test The Zipper?
Nice Perfume…Why Marinate In It?
Night Are Too Long and I'm Cold Here Without You
No Actors, No Scripts, Reharsal….Just Life!
No Boy is Worth Your Tears and The One Who Is, Wont Make You Cry!
No Matter How Hard You Try You Can't Fall Off the Floor
No Officer There's No Blood In My Alcohol System!
No One Can Tell Me What To Do, It's My Life I'll Live It The Way I Want To!
No Where On Your Birth Certificate Did It Say Life Would Be Fair!
Nobody is Perfect So Please Stop Trying
Nobody's Perfect, Therefore I Must Be a Nobody
Normal People Worry Me
Not the Brightest Candle on the Birthday Cake Now Are We?
Not the Brightest Crayon In the Box Now Are We?
Nothing Is More Painful Then Realizing He Meant Everything to You and You Ment Nothing to Him!
Notice Me? 'cause Your boyfriend is about too…

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